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Top 10 tips kung pano magpa-MEN

By Anonymous

I received this text message today and thought of rather sharing it here. It makes sense. :))

  1. Magpa-borta ng katawan. Para hard.
  2. Wag masyadong high-fashion ang damit. T-shirt, jeans o chinos at sneakers lang ayos na. Bawal din ung mga fashionistang bag. Dapat gym bag o backpack lang.
  3. Wag makapal mag-pulbo. Sa T-zone (forhead, nose, chin) at leeg lang dapat.
  4. Wag mag foundation, concealer, lip gloss, lipstick, eyeliner, at blush-on.
  5. Iwasan ang pagkanta ng mga songs nila Regine, Mariah, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, PCD, etc. Mag-shift sa rock, alternative, at boyband songs.
  6. Relax lang dapat ang lakad. OK rin pag medyo siga. Wag mag-catwalk.
  7. Pag may tumatawag sayo ng Sis, Gurl, Bex, Beki, Bading, Mader, Mudra, etc., WAG KANG LILINGON.
  8. Bawal mag-pout.
  9. Bawal bumeso. At higit sa lahat,
  10. BAWAL TUMILI.

O, diba, ang hirap magpa-MEN! Kasi halos lahat ginagawa mo! Wakokokokok! GO GERL! :))
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Anonymous said…
tama! namiss ko na mag blog!
June 23, 2010 at 11:54 PM
toffer said…
ang hirap shyet!!!hahahah..
August 1, 2010 at 8:32 AM
sanunai said…
I love it hahahaha it makes me crazy..
August 18, 2010 at 5:33 AM
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