Do we deserve this?
The war at home
by Chip Tsao
HK Magazine
The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Dià oyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.
But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.
As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.
Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.
Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.
But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.
As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.
Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.
Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.
Comments
“This disgusting, derogatory, and vile remark can only come from dim-witted and mediocre writing. His article should not have been published in a lifestyle magazine, it should been thrown immediately into a trash bin.”
“The magazine should apologize straight-away. The article reflects the kind of attitude that promote abuses against Filipina domestic workers.When you make fun of a particular group, you expose them to abuses. Wittingly or unwittingly, you end up supporting acts of intolerance and abuses.”
“As for Chip Tsao, he should find another profession. He should leave the Spratlys issue to the diplomats and writing to real writers because clearly he has neither competence nor talent in foreign affairs and in writing.”
“Filipina domestic workers should hold a one-day strike to tell the likes of Chip Tsao who’s the real master of the HK economy. If all Filipino workers in HK would strike, the HK economy would grind to a halt without us having to invade the territory.”
. “Domestic work is a decent job. It’s not just done by hired Filipina domestic workers, it has also been the function of mothers of all nationality, in HK and China and elsewhere. It should be treated with respect.”
On the other hand, the rich in our country do these horrible things every day and its usually over issues that are even less petty than the Spratly Islands. I think a little perspective on the fact that privileged and ignorant rich people use their privilege to oppress the workers all over the world would be helpful to remember.
I pity his own mediocrity. He has no idea about the real thing either. Better yet, I suggest he apply for a tabloid instead.
As for the Filipinas abroad, I salute you.
this idiotic write up should be trashed at least by the editor of the mag. but turned out, both were idiots!
i dunno. i don't really care what other people say even if its on a big big bigggg magazine like RD.
sheesh.
let them be, they could say all they want to US. but really, are you THAT much affected with mere words..
"everyone's a little bi racist today...ethnic jokes mayebe uncouth but you laugh because they're based on truth..."
-from Avenue Q, a musical
in the first place, there is nothing ignoble about being a servant or being in the profession of servitude; that is a truth we all have to live with in terms of our overseas filipino workers in this particular profession. thus we all take offense at the rather racist generalization thereof... sure, i can get angry about it -and some of you may accuse me of being an elitist with this- but i can't seem to be affected any further than the initial irritation because i have no stake in the racial views people have of the Filipinos. the Filipino I see myself to be has the ability to endure and rise above anything to begin with.
Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior than all other countries because you were born in it.
I am a chinese friend of Mr. Tsao here in hongkong, I warned him not to write this column otherwise millions of OFW's will bombarding this website of emails or they might kill his family or put posion to his tea or meal wherever he went in HK or outside of HK
*from HK magazine comments
http://hk-magazine.com/forum/defense-mr-tsao-0
di kami nga terorista!
chenelyn.
I'm a proud FILIPINO...
This article is as bad sa CHEAP Tsao breath smell... He shouldn't write an article like this... He say his a patriotic person but is he a MAN? I think I can't even call him a chimp (sorry for the chimps around the world).
You're just a blabbering baboon ( my apology for the BABOON) with a nut as a BRAIN!
By: Getawar
Charing!
I pity Mr. Tsao. Being satirical doesn't give him the right to be mean.
Humanda siya pag nakita ko siya, tutusukin ko siya ng chopsticks. LOL
Btw, bakit baduy ang mga writers na tulad niya? Wala bang Vogue sa office nila? Bwahahaha!
jajajjajaja
echos
I am a Filipino. You know, from the Philippines. Yes, that’s right, the nation of servants. Don’t claim you have not heard of us.
Yes, sir, I am a servant. It is a badge I wear with honor and pride. I am a servant. That means I am not a moocher. I earn my keep through my own sweat and toil, not by charity or by pity. The few coins in my pocket are the rewards for my own efforts, not for snipe or spite.
Yes, I am a servant. It also means I am not a looter. I am paid by those I engage with for the services I render, not for bullying them into submission, not for destroying their trust, not for subjecting them to humiliation, not for threatening them any harm.
Yes, I am a servant. And I proudly declare so. Because, all things considered, there is no such thing as a lousy job – only lousy men who do not care or honor to do it.
Have a good day.
• Ordinary people, like the people of the Philippines or the entire Asian nations might be small and average modest in the eyes of first world countries....but ordinary people can likewise do extra- ordinary things moreover besides....Aga MPB
My Comments: Your write-up is rife with errors insofar as the main subject is concern. First, the Filipinos are great workers in the world, yes servants and decent noble profession unlike your race tagged as parasites of the world.
Filipinos are overseas contract workers, upbringing wonderful family and return back to Philippines after contract finished. As per many articles in world newspapaers,Your race are parasites, you come illegal to one country and stay there till you die. Face skins are made of rubber and nerves are thicker than planks;
You and your race kneeled to Philippine president asking permission to sell porridge and sticky noodles in Spratly islands years ago as per history and now you want to claim that Spratly island belong to your land. Naming Filipino’s in general... as one of the weak and underestimated citizen in this world betrays a lack of basic knowledge about the country and its wonderful people.
What do you call a nation that make sio-pao filled with grilled cartoon and sell it in front of elementary schools and public market. What do you call a nation that feeds its people with formalin, melamine for infants, lead paint in toys for young children and tainted meat then export the same to other countrie’s? It’s your country right? Are you not ashamed of that?? A humble servant from Philippines making an honest living thru noble profession never was dreaming to be a citizen of that shameful "nation" of yours.
Our popularity and weight of our words deprive from our moral authority and professional power. Because our moral authority rests in part of our professional neutrality and had never backed any horse right or wrong.
Second, the vision you attribute to us as “ Country of servants” that keep the Filipino OFW’s (Overseas Filipino Workers) of lower grade poor and down to their position as domestic helpers in decade is incorrect, not to mention condescending. Our philosophy which stresses moderation and rationality is applicable to poor and rich people, locally or expatriates dwellers alike. Big revenue bringing home by these servants–in however for your info is almost from professional works and decent jobs many countries like HongKong can not avail locally because of poor education as most perhaps of your race were born pagans which means-- no God, no beliefs, not celebrating even their birthdays because and simply emerged in this world in the crack of old bamboo over a violent tsunami sky thousand of years ago.
Cheap Chip Tsao, the carelessness you wrote in HK Magazine tells everything who you are. Some of the statements seemed to be pulled out of a hat or look at the ceiling, or must have been based on a very broad definition of intervention. This sort of factual error would not be so disconcerting were it not for the fact that it gives the impression that we Filipinos uses our moral authority much more frequently than you actually does for the entire people and country.
Thousands of Filipino Citizen in the world respect and rely on the integrity of write-ups as a significant documents at all cases to provide factual information and analysis that reach at split-second away to all corners of the world. Asia, Middle East, Europe and the United States.
Playing fast and loose with the facts does not become your otherwise fine publication.
AGA MPB
University Scholar
Bagac, Bataan Philippines
So goes the cliche, THE TRUTH HURTS! But that’s it! Our country’s major export is MANPOWER! Filipino teachers end up as nannies in HK. Our nurses work as caregivers (PT--as in Pahid T--) in Canada and topping it all, Filipino doctors end up as nurses in the US—all for the sake of a better life for their loved ones in the Philippines.
But oh well, I still wish somebody would someday call us “A NATION OF ENTERPRENEURS AND INNOVATORS! Hmmm, just wishful thinking!
“Cheap chow” (in Filipino “Murang Kain”)…este “chip tsao”.
A catfish from Mekong made its way to Hongkong and now he’s… “talking mud, spitting mud” everything is “mud” about him.
Spratlys have 13-16 trillion US$ worth of natural gas and (if) in 10 yrs technology can develop and explore its gas reserves…chances are “mr. cheap chow’s” grand- grand children might be our servants in the Philippines…hahaha!
Hmmm…that’s why mr. “chow” is so keen to have them…but no way, Spratlys belong to Filipinos!!!
Cheap Chow, you should stop injecting and brain washing us (Filipinos) with baseless idea that you have a legal dispute over our Spratly islands!!!...how thick can you get...and hard....brick face!!!
On the other hand, why don’t you use the island right in front of your nose for your nonsense rhetoric? “let’s go and plant our flag over there...”...that may sound better. What’s inside your great wall is yours...what’s outside- you should not covet!!
For whatever reason, you should have not done it at our expense Chow pao – Sio Pao – Lugaw – Chip Tsao!!
Your insensibility exposes the true color of some experiences our sisters’ have had in Hongkong...hard to believe?!
Ancient Chinese style...whew!!!
Imposing-proposing China as the master...shame on you!!!...you have no moral authority to brand people and their nation as a whole just for your cheap-reckless point of view that all other are less superior to China.
You should reserve the word “master” to your Shaolin propaganda...this has nothing to do with us Filipinos...by nature we all flex our muscle every time there is danger and threat...ready to die. This still runs in our veins.
Between you “Cheap Chow” and me “Juan dela Cruz”...nobody would like to work and partner with you...unless otherwise he is your twin chopstick. I have one thing to share with you...Whitehouse intervened during the sale of Unocal (Union Oil California) a very big and comparable oil company. I was wondering. Chevron won even it’s not the highest bidder, and all employees were in jubilation and in sincere gratefulness...think about it.
By the way, (granting what you claimed is true about that maidservant and) if I were her… I will #$%^ you and you will be just a victim …and I will be a hero of my beloved people…YOUR APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED!!!
If she’s just a personification and if you are accurately grasping your elements, then why didn’t you add something like,...she also or possibly can hold something...so hard enough to struck your head right there at the very moment of lecturing so that you can be cured from all of these immature murmuring.
NOT IN OUR EXPENSE!!!
You better change your name and get a new identity number now...I dare you to show up yourself on any BBC, HK magazine and other media enterprise... let’s see how your wits can convince and pollute their thoughts and ethics.
To all Filipinos abroad & kababayans, we are proud that we can be where we want to be. It’s all because of our skills and talent, hardwork and love to our family.
We are not servants of anybody nor China.
We are all “Servants of our chosen Master”.
It is our dreams, aspirations and belief that inspire us to do good wherever we are and be proud of being a FILIPINO!!
Mabuhay ang PILIPINO!!!!