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Life in 5 Bottles

I think the picture says it all ...

Growing Gayspeak

by Reign Loleng Recently, a friend forwarded a text message which supposedly lists the latest additions to the “Badingtionary.” I, almost automatically, forwarded the message to everyone on my list – I dream of a world that accepts baklese as a formal language, demmet! I am amazed at how the Pinoy gay lingo evolves. I observed that the language is almost 80% dependent on current events and pop culture so a revision is required every six months – at least. But anyway, here are some of the words that our people recently concocted: A Aglipay – ugly kept man/woman of a foreigner, “ugly Pinoy, ugly Pinay” Anjanette – “I’m coming!” B Barclay – Baclaran Bethlehem – testicles C Cadillac – to walk Chemistry – to joke, BS, kiyeme. So the one how jokes is a Chemist and the joke is Chemical. D Daisy Farm – Philippine Women’s University & J. Nakpil St., a place to pick-up teenage boys as in daisy-sais, daisy siyete… Difficult – poverty-stricken E Eclipse – to sleep Exhaust fan – a stupid person...

How about some humor on this day of love?

The story below is a little dark but made me laugh. Happy Valentine weekend to all. Enjoy. The love story of Ralph and Edna... Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded th...